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 Post subject: A Life Saver
PostPosted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 3:48 pm 
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The Candy With The Little Hole :

LIFE SAVERS



This should make you smile.
You have to love little kids.



The children began to identify the flavors by their color:


Red.....................Cherry

Yellow..................Lemon
Green...................Lime
Orange ...............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None
of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your
mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
yelled, 'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!

The teacher had to leave the room!




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