A Life Saver

44 Magnum · **Joined:** Fri Mar 23, 2007 5:27 am **Posts:** 1219

The Candy With The Little Hole :

LIFE SAVERS

This should make you smile.
You have to love little kids.

The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red.....................Cherry
Yellow..................Lemon
Green...................Lime
Orange ...............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None
of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your
mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
yelled, 'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!

The teacher had to leave the room!

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A Life Saver

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